FURNITURE NEVER FACE WALLS.
No Cabins. No Cubicles. No Boxes. No Cages. Never.
Beanbags, though, may face whichever way they want.
THE COFFEE IS GOOD.
Mind you not great. But good. Strictly. Nothing more, nothing less.
It comes from a machine, what do you expect? You want great coffee,
bring your own. If you’re good to our copywriter he might just slide
you some of his own brew. But otherwise, our coffee works just fine.
WE’RE NOT COOL.
How would you like to be the coolest kid in the room? If you are as
cool as you say you are we might even elect you hall monitor on
Sundays. Sorry, other days are taken.